NEW YORK:

Juergen Teller at Lehmann Maupin Gallery
Just in time for Fashion Week, one of our favorite downtown galleries, Lehmann Maupin Gallery (201 Chrystie Street) is showcasing the works of legendary German fashion photog, Juergen Teller. Mark your call, Friday is the show’s opening.

LOS ANGELES: Sex and The Zoo this Sunday
This may well be the dorkiest TO-DO ever, but if you’re looking for an educational Valentine’s day activity (and who isn’t?) you may want to head to the LA Zoo for a special event where they’ll “be celebrating animal mating, dating, and cohabitating with a provocative ‘birds and bees’ presentation.” Oh my. Zoo veteran, Jason Jacobs, will share some of his insights about the pros and cons of relationships and staying single in the jungle. If you bring the kids be prepared for some awkward conversations on the way home.

MIAMI: Drench yourself in jewelry and perfume on Thursday at The Webster Miami
Nothing says V-Day like precious stones and sexy fragrances. ARQUISTE fragrances and CITRINE jewelry by The Stones are hosting a special pre-Valentine’s event with design expert and New York Times best-selling author Nate Berkus and Miami trendsetter Lisa Heiden-Koffler.
Also there: Carlos Huber, world-renowned architect, preservationist and founder of the ARQUISTE collection, will be on hand to introduce the collection’s richly-layered scents.